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And they'd better be effing cheerful!
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I did my masters in atmospheric chemistry. Despite this being a mostly computer-based project I spent most of the year in a lab coat because otherwise science would not work.
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If you're wondering if that's a sniper rifle or a laser pointer, remember that laser pointers weren't invented in Shakespearian times.
Oct 13th, 2010
Edgar Allen Poe fans should also check out @_theraven on Twitter. It has a single tweet. It is the best tweet.
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Oct 8th, 2010
''Conventional ethics can't be compared to that when you near the speed of light'' - Moral Relativism.
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HULK SMASH DAMAGE KEYBOARD. CAPS LOCK STUCK MAKE HULK SOUND LIKE HULK SHOUTING. HULK SORRY FOR UNINTENTIONAL BREACH OF GOOD INTERNET ETIQUETTE.
Sep 24th, 2010
Wearing the dollar signs pair to a first date is generally a bad idea.
Sep 22nd, 2010
The Bible says to love one's neighbour as oneself. I bought the two houses next door.
Sep 19th, 2010
The best things in life are free. Especially when you should have paid about £25 for them.
Sep 17th, 2010
This explains why my series of novels about internal body organs is an international worstseller in the 13-18 year old girl demographic.
Sep 15th, 2010
Soon they were on the trail of the murderer, the literal mucousy, slimy trail.
Sep 13th, 2010
''You're dating a robot? What do you see in him?'' ''Quite a lot really - that metal surface is super-reflective''
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The fish fell out with the underwater Mafia - so tonight he sleeps with the birds.
Aug 23rd, 2010
If you're having Searle problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but Leibniz ain't one.
Aug 20th, 2010
If you write more than a line of his work in that font Zombie Shakespeare personally rises from the grave to kick you in the nads.
Aug 18th, 2010
If you actually listen closely on Left 4 Dead 2, you can hear a groaning elucidation of basic quantum gravity.
Aug 16th, 2010
I apologise to those readers who are also two seconds away from being flattened by a stream train who may be offended by this cartoon.
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Aug 11th, 2010
The electric eels, on the other hand, prefer VOLTaire.
Aug 9th, 2010
You'd think that having acquired the journal in a violent coup, ULTRABOT would have accelerated the publication of her article. But no, our new overlord (who must be obeyed) respects the peer review process too much.
Aug 6th, 2010
Of course my Edward James Olmos wall doesn't have a spare square inch.
Aug 4th, 2010
The girl here is, of course, fictional. However if you feel I have accidentally depicted you then I would like to apologise. Personally. Perhaps 8.30 Friday evening?
Aug 2nd, 2010
BURN!
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Jul 28th, 2010
Or it could just be that I forgot to do the laundry
Jul 26th, 2010
COS you're worth it.
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To be extra sure we changed his status to ''totally not taking any bribes right now'' and his relationship info to ''definitely not sleeping with prostitutes on a regular basis''
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There is an amoeba to the left of the fish but, of course, amoebas can't talk.
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Yes, I used the word 'frickin'. Is this the start of a new, more controversial, LukeSurl.com? Darn it, you'll just have to flippin' see.
Jun 7th, 2010
He's not very quick on the draw, but he doesn't really go down if you shoot him either
Jun 4th, 2010
Data for n > 3 would actually make a fairly interesting social study
Jun 2nd, 2010
In actuality my opinions on American politics are largely shaped by my non-recognition of the Declaration of Independence. RULE BRITANNIA!
May 31st, 2010
321 – A comic that’s positively angelic
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Chess fans might be interested in the sequence of moves that would arise from this 'move' if the bishop wasn't there. My guess is non-chess probably won't be.
May 19th, 2010
Technically the fish symbol should be should be P(fish), but if you're learning statistics from comics then you're probably not going to pass that exam anyways
May 17th, 2010
Or, in the case of my exams: 'knowledge fragment, consider revising'
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May 12th, 2010
I'm sure I can get the card cancelled before he reaches an ATM machine
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Alternative Caption: Wishing Wells
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May 3rd, 2010
If a time warp doesn't have floating clocks and dates in it then I strongly suggest you demand your money back.
Apr 30th, 2010
...they'll be 9 years jail, with no chance of parole
Apr 28th, 2010
Sorry, this alt-text is a trap and inflicts 3d6 magical damage.
Apr 26th, 2010
''This could do with some sultanas or currents or something'' < The Critique of Pure Raisins.
Apr 23rd, 2010
If you're wondering why he needs to go to a doctor to check his star sign, remember he is the kind of idiot who believes this sort of thing
Apr 21st, 2010
There isn't a camera watching that one, that would be creepy. The all seeing fleet of surveillance satellites take care of that
Apr 19th, 2010
In reality this myth actually held till 2002 to when it was debunked, practically and mathematically, by a 16 year old. How many centuries-old mathematical theories had you disproved by the time YOU were 16, huh?
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I'm twitter.com/lukesurl. The code phrase is ''banana shortbread''
Mar 29th, 2010
If you say things like that Dino-God will smite you with an asteroid!
Mar 26th, 2010
The official advice for bear encounters suggests making sure the bear identifies you as a human (rather than a potential threat). An in-date driving license should usually suffice.
Mar 24th, 2010
We'll buy a billion fridges and leave them running with the doors open
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You may think the gangsters are silly labelling their boxes like that, but secretly the guns are in the ''drugs'' box, the drugs in the ''knives'' box and the knives in the ''guns'' box. It's the perfect crime.
Mar 17th, 2010
Shockingly, my doctor keeps trying to get me to take DRUGS
Mar 15th, 2010
Your average Wicked Witch has a pH of about 10.2
Mar 12th, 2010
Sure the Batmobile is faster and better armoured, but have you tried finding a parking space in central Gotham recently?
Mar 10th, 2010
For most, being deathly allergic to the sun in middle of the wide open African savanna usually does them in.
Mar 8th, 2010
Yeah, you think you're so hot.
Mar 5th, 2010
The CASIO fx-115MS works like this. I think the later models are manned by fairies.
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If your BMI is precisely zero then you are probably a ghost. Your health rather a moot point now.
Feb 26th, 2010
The resulting movie, despite involving a 4-week motionless chrysalis stage, is still better than the ones with the robots.
Feb 24th, 2010
So 14 billion years of the universe have conspired for you to read this alt-text? Bit of a let down. There isn't even a joke.
Feb 22nd, 2010
This comic is fictional. The ants have not captured the puny human artist and are not holding him against his will. They are not coming for you as you sleep. That is all. God save the Queen.
Feb 19th, 2010
It may help understanding of the comic to remember that back in the 19th century very few wireless networks were unsecured.
Feb 17th, 2010
His prices are so high they'll make your head spin!
Feb 14th, 2010
To be fair, it's very difficult to make a romantic rhyming couplet if you're forced to end it with either 'hurlple' or 'curple'
Feb 12th, 2010
Though this comic is fictional, wearing two pairs does allows you to see 4D (i.e. through time). This tends to spoil the ending of the film.
Feb 10th, 2010
To celebrate, let's dance and party / all night / and have some cherry wine (uh huh)
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You should ask Icarus, he's usually high
Feb 1st, 2010
OK, OK, how about this one: it was all intelligently designed -- by Charles Darwin
Jan 29th, 2010
LukeSurl.com - (up to) the greatest comic there has ever been
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If you wear special glasses, you can see this comic in glorious 2D!
Jan 21st, 2010
It's dangerous to put the words ''don't make me laugh'' in a comic as the obvious review is ''nope, no danger of that''
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Jan 19th, 2010
Before you ask if I needed reference photos for such a muscle-bound man the answer is 'no' - I have a mirror.
Jan 18th, 2010
lukesurl.com - always at the cutting edge
Jan 15th, 2010
Whereas founding a company like Apple requires the patience of Jobs
Jan 14th, 2010
Incidences of the former vs incidences of the latter currently stand at about 262 to 0
Jan 13th, 2010
But I thought you'd be happy I got a promotion!
Jan 11th, 2010
You're most likely to end up in the cold recesses of outer space, but Edmund gets the one-in-a-zillion chance - and lands in the middle of a red giant star
Jan 8th, 2010
This page is about the material. For the type of music see 'Things That Haven't Been Invented Yet'
Jan 6th, 2010
And as he forgets that he asked, the conversation repeats like this ad infinitum
Jan 4th, 2010
You really think Anakin's midichlorians were because he was the 'chosen one'?
Jan 1st, 2010
Never fear scienteers! I will continue with greater values of N till I find one that works!
Dec 25th, 2009
He sees what you've been tweeting, He knows 'bout your MySpace, And I'm pretty sure he could / look you up on book o' face
Dec 23rd, 2009
If we can't use mad science to make twisted, unnatural and grossly unethical pseudo-romantic gestures, what's the point?
Dec 21st, 2009
I'm not entirely sure we could have written Doves into the NY sewer system anyway
Dec 18th, 2009
English hens keep on laying, but will complain continually
Dec 16th, 2009
Fun game - play trivial pursuit but answer every question with ''yo mama'' (unless you're playing with family, experience says this gets weird)
Dec 14th, 2009
If you are seeing this hovertext because you are trying to click the image, shame on you
Dec 11th, 2009
You'd better BEElieve it
Dec 9th, 2009
Interestingly, properties in Biblical parables are not covered for acts of God
Dec 7th, 2009
I do not like Obama's healthcare reforms Sam I am
Dec 4th, 2009
A similar problem befalls any protesting or campaigning on Twitte
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''Well I razed over £10,000 for charity.'' ''Don't you mean 'raised'?'' ''... Crap''
Nov 27th, 2009
Functionally it's pretty much identical to any Microsoft EULA
Nov 25th, 2009
Could Athena truly have been born by cracking open Zeus' head from the inside? What? No volunteers?
Nov 23rd, 2009
Genuinely true, last Thursday I had a telemarketer hang up on me.
Nov 20th, 2009
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the power.
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Look! He even tagged it!
Nov 13th, 2009
Yeah... well... ad homin-YOUR MOM
Nov 11th, 2009
I'm pretty sure those are what fried HAL's brain...
Nov 9th, 2009
To be honest, for all anyone knows about interpretive dance, this could equally well be Buddha, Jesus, Moses or simply just my cat.
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Nov 4th, 2009
ICANN is not to be confused with the iCan, a redesigned and overpriced food & drink storage device from Apple.
Nov 2nd, 2009
I'm sure someone's going to complain I'm being homeophobic.
Oct 30th, 2009
It's a bit messier when the astronaut does it the other way round
Oct 28th, 2009
Pro Tip: It's best to unlock the 'Kill 1000 enemies' one BEFORE getting this
Oct 26th, 2009
Sticks and stones may break my... oh crap
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Oct 21st, 2009
His social life is Fin-ished
Oct 19th, 2009
We have search parties. Search parties with GRENADES
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I'm leaving that space free in case 'Caprica' is any good
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Oct 9th, 2009
Alternative comic for the same text: The cartoon dog goes public about his sexuality
Oct 7th, 2009
I'm sorry the background in panel 2 is rather... /spartan/
Oct 5th, 2009
Their you go
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HOW CAN ONE SHEEP CONTAIN SO MANY INTESTINES?
Sep 21st, 2009
I can't send a man /to/ the moon, but you'll be over it when you try this salad
Sep 18th, 2009
On a related note, don't follow your postman in the early hours of the morning and then shout this as he starts his rounds
Sep 16th, 2009
SOYLENT GREEN IS People magazine's top tip for slimming this autumn!
Sep 14th, 2009
''... to be as nice as me'' ''Tell me the truth or I shall impale you'' - Good cop, Vlad cop
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You'll notice today's date is 9/9/9, which is 6/6/6 upside-down. Wooooo!
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What happened last night? I'm uncertain, to a very well defined degree
Sep 2nd, 2009
Shortly thereafter a single-engine Cessna crashed into the pair of them.
Aug 31st, 2009
Yo Mama is so fat I have to leave 167 comics between jokes about her!
Aug 28th, 2009
Webcomics were crap then.
Aug 26th, 2009
Struck by Cupid's harpoon.
Aug 24th, 2009
Highly symbolic
Aug 21st, 2009
Alternative caption: ''And I only paid $200!''
Aug 19th, 2009
Literally literary
Aug 17th, 2009
A shocking revelation indeed
Aug 14th, 2009
Was it a blast for you too babe?
Aug 12th, 2009
Not quite smart enough to see THAT one coming, were ya?
Aug 10th, 2009
It must be really annoying in Arabian myths if, just for once, you want to burn a little heating oil without the whole stupid wishin' thing
Aug 7th, 2009
A similar joke can be made for e-books, but for iPods it's more tricky.
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Don't worry, this one isn't based on the real life of a certain master's-degree holding webcartoonist you might know - as *if* there were any table waiting jobs in this economy
Jul 27th, 2009
You say 'bank robbery', I say 'reverse bailout personal stimulus'
Jul 24th, 2009
So you see Mr Judge sir, the reason I created that fake account in a girl's name was SOLELY to make this comic, nothing else.
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Jul 20th, 2009
THESE ARE THE CRITERIA LADIES
Jul 17th, 2009
Whether tis nobler in the mind to factorise / The xs and bs of outrageous formulations / or to take up quadratic equation against a formulae of troubles / And by substituting solve them? Do try, don't weep.
Jul 15th, 2009
That little chap's got strong nerves, and an even stronger neck
Jul 14th, 2009
I'm pretty sure that's how creationism works
Jul 13th, 2009
THIS IS HOW SCIENCE WORKS PEOPLE
Jul 10th, 2009
Actually at the time of writing I'm not earning enough to pay taxes. I'm assuming that means I can't die.
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Jul 6th, 2009
Have you ever seen Zeus' family tree? (http://is.gd/1lS0h) Dude, that guy is a whole /series/ of Jerry Springer.
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Jul 1st, 2009
This marks one whole year of Luke Surl Comics. If anyone wants to write a new driver for my drawing arm, that'd be grand.
Jun 29th, 2009
OK internet. To get this joke you have to look at a different part of the cartoon than the naked lady. Come on. You can do this.
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Jun 23rd, 2009
Wait till you get to 'T'
Jun 22nd, 2009
For a little extra info on the puzzle, see below.
Jun 19th, 2009
Now where can I get a working lightbulb from...?
Jun 18th, 2009
!WOИ TUO TИAW I
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Jun 15th, 2009
''It's a devastated wasteland!'' ''I haven't fired the laser yet.''
Jun 12th, 2009
Craps.
Jun 10th, 2009
A leap of faith?
Jun 8th, 2009
If you're wondering how he can get hold of a food processor in 1st century Palestine, just remember that he is /very/ rich.
Jun 5th, 2009
''Don't get cross - get crosshairs''
Jun 3rd, 2009
Good news: I bought marshmallows!
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Well, he ain't got much of a career in newspapers much longer...
May 25th, 2009
Sadly, my game ''0.10472 radians of Kevin Bacon'' never quite caught on.
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Normally I tell my patients ''There's always someone worse off than you.'' But in your case...
May 11th, 2009
Lunacy!
May 8th, 2009
I think tomorrow morning the dog on the right is going to be feeling a little ''ruff''
May 6th, 2009
45/m/Gotham
May 4th, 2009
But before we judge, let remember all the useful things Clippy did. . . Well, that was quick...
May 1st, 2009
The resulting fall in global procrastination negated the credit crunch within three days.
Apr 29th, 2009
Alternative comic, the Son of God slumped down on a street corner. Caption: Jesus Saves - in Icelandic banks
Apr 27th, 2009
It's also equally worrying if you impulsively reply ''.. that I want, oooh, oooh, oooh, honey''
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I have it on good authority that Cylons run on FreeBSD
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Those who invested in the hopes and dreams of a brighter society are also totally screwed.
Apr 17th, 2009
Moments earlier: ''Rick, do you want to tell us how you're feeling? We just want to (pause) understand''
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Apr 13th, 2009
Not to be confused with internet diaries measuring 10^-6 m in length.
Apr 10th, 2009
A mole^2 hill is approximately 6.02*10^23 of the frackers.
Apr 8th, 2009
Finally! I can afford less descriptive T-shirts!
Apr 6th, 2009
Ever since Disney's 'Aladdin' it's been a struggle to get people to realise the wicked ways of the Djinn. Don't let your friends or family be the next to be tricked by a mischievous spirit - forward this comic today.
Apr 3rd, 2009
It also warns you of mobile speed cameras, accident black spots and flying monkeys
Apr 1st, 2009
But please be aware, style tips from gaping metaphorical chasms are usually terrible.
Mar 30th, 2009
A health and safety assessment? IT'S A DOOMSDAY MACHINE PEOPLE!
Mar 27th, 2009
If you prick us, would that not contravene EU Council Directive 2000/43/EC?
Mar 25th, 2009
I think I'm falling for you...
Mar 23rd, 2009
Yeah, it kinda looked the same as it did the last time I left the house. Which is somewhat suprising considering that was in 2002.
Mar 20th, 2009
Sorry the drawing is a bit shoddy; I'm kinda phoning it in today
Mar 18th, 2009
Is Wall Street finally facing its Waterloo?
Mar 16th, 2009
Is it a plane? Is it a horribly mutated bird of some description?
Mar 13th, 2009
I don't know why the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists get to decide when we have a nuclear war, but apparently thems the rules.
Mar 11th, 2009
In the years between the invention of paper and scissors it was also pretty simple to win.
Mar 9th, 2009
This is not an alt-text.
Mar 6th, 2009
Ordering spam was a bad idea for so many reasons
Mar 5th, 2009
Nor does love have an estimated stock market value of $51 billion
Mar 4th, 2009
Americans, this is our equivalent of your ''I need YOU'' poster. Ours worked better because any mustache that size has HYPNOTIC POWERS.
Mar 2nd, 2009
You wouldn't believe the sheer number of reference photos of one of the world's most beautiful women I needed to download in order to draw this
Feb 27th, 2009
Next on the agenda: Sieze the day... by blotting out the sun
Feb 25th, 2009
In Python chess you don't need to worry about the white rook - it's only a model.
Feb 23rd, 2009
He won't accept it though, he's still in de-Nile
Feb 20th, 2009
'Why the polygraph machine?' - 'Because, Mr Bond, I expect you to lie!''
Feb 18th, 2009
The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth
Feb 16th, 2009
With $500m earmarked for sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads
Feb 13th, 2009
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure Aquaman doesn't have a date tonight...
Feb 11th, 2009
116 – Comic Swap with ClementineBeauvais.com!
Feb 9th, 2009
Sometimes you gotta think outside the box
Feb 6th, 2009
Sadly ''Yes we may, or may not, be able to; our success or failure largely dependent on unpredictable forces far beyond our understanding or control'' is not quite as catchy
Feb 4th, 2009
I'll never forgive you! I wish you were dea- ... oh, right
Feb 2nd, 2009
One 'flu' over the cuckoo's nest?
Jan 30th, 2009
Heh. 'Annus'
Jan 28th, 2009
Not quite crocodile tears, but close.
Jan 26th, 2009
To boldly almost go
Jan 24th, 2009
[People who know that number two is technically a Euler diagram ( Me ] People who should get out more)
Jan 23rd, 2009
In fond tribute to all the Scooby-Doo episodes that DIDN'T have Scrappy-Doo in them.
Jan 21st, 2009
What?! But Mussolini had steroids up to his eyeballs!
Jan 19th, 2009
And repeat... I wish she'd just set up an RSS feed
Jan 16th, 2009
As performed by The Police.
Jan 14th, 2009
The kingdom has had terrible military leadership ever since the Duke of York and the whole hill fiasco.
Jan 12th, 2009
Punctuation denotes...? Tone!
Jan 9th, 2009
Stocks in ''unmitigated despair'' are also bucking the overall trend.
Jan 7th, 2009
That's right, lukesurl.com can no longer afford a fourth wall
Jan 5th, 2009
I'm totally guilty of this myself, on multiple occasions. Apparently my 'IQ' is somewhere between 106 and 170. Go figure.
Jan 2nd, 2009
NO! Promises made in catchy pop tunes are legally binding!
Dec 31st, 2008
I've got to start sending different Valentines cards
Dec 24th, 2008
Rich kids get better presents than regular kids, this is just the extrapolation.
Dec 22nd, 2008
Sadly he came across as rather wooden
Dec 19th, 2008
The lack of a spacesuit there is NASA's reaction to the credit crunch
Dec 17th, 2008
I'll just jot down some bullet points
Dec 15th, 2008
Flying monkeys??? Explain that one Darwin!
Dec 12th, 2008
Oh, she does this every week, it's a force of habit.
Dec 10th, 2008
So the tortoise goes to round two, a showdown against Achilles live on Zeno TV.
Dec 8th, 2008
Love is blind?
Dec 5th, 2008
Actually he's just seen his bill
Dec 3rd, 2008
Yeah, he was called 'Wally' here before he went to America and totally sold out
Dec 1st, 2008
The sad thing is, I do indeed have this add-on. Not that I ever actually go outside, but it's nice to know.
Nov 28th, 2008
I wonder which book he swore in on?
Nov 26th, 2008
In Monopoly you can actually sell houses for 50% of what you paid for them, a noticeable improvement from real life.
Nov 24th, 2008
The greatest enemy Arthur ever faced was himself --- Well, that and his losing battle with alcoholism. But mainly himself.
Nov 21st, 2008
Wow, that Mary sure is contrary, huh?
Nov 19th, 2008
Looks like their number's up
Nov 17th, 2008
If UK elections allowed write-ins I'd totally vote for The Brain.
Nov 14th, 2008
At least I've still got that bird in my hand...
Nov 12th, 2008
I've heard a good neck of O- can go with anything
Nov 10th, 2008
So if Agent Cormick were to walk in with her itty-bitty waist...?
Nov 7th, 2008
What are you loading tooltips for? Go visit www.sunsetgrillcomic.com!
Nov 3rd, 2008
Ψ(epoch) = ((1/2)^(1/2))[Ψ(belief) + Ψ(incredulity)]
Oct 31st, 2008
Of course Spooky and Drac want you to start preparing for the feast of All Saints tomorrow. Mush!
Oct 29th, 2008
It translates to 'House of Fright' (at least I hope it does, I can't afford to accidently provoke another international incident)
Oct 27th, 2008
The article in question is actually semi-protected, but presidents automatically have wikipedia moderator priviliges.
Oct 24th, 2008
Up above the world so (ever decreasingly) high
Oct 22nd, 2008
You've still got a shot at beating Hoover!
Oct 20th, 2008
A king would stop and stare. And then take aim...
Oct 17th, 2008
Walking upright was just a game of Pleistocenian musical chairs that got out of hand.
Oct 15th, 2008
A 'Pirates of the Caribbean 4' is in the works. Write to your congressman today to stop this tragedy.
Oct 13th, 2008
What's that strange turning sound coming from Shakespeare's grave?
Oct 10th, 2008
Is it a bird? Is it a bee?
Oct 8th, 2008
Unless you count style as a superpower
Oct 6th, 2008
Neither does my wife
Oct 3rd, 2008
Why, Luke darling, this comic is a masterpiece! Soon you'll have all of New York clamoring for your work!
Oct 1st, 2008
I like that I'm simultaneously wrong about both evolution and creation at the same time.
Sep 29th, 2008
I just wish there was one simple word to describle all these occurances...
Sep 26th, 2008
Come to think of it, she also smelt slightly of pumpkins.
Sep 24th, 2008
Unfortunately 'Norbit' is so awful it assaults all five senses.
Sep 22nd, 2008
It was second order differentials that killed my last three relationships
Sep 19th, 2008
The fun part is melting them down when the next season starts
Sep 17th, 2008
Really, Neville Longbottom? I'm sure you can do better than this.
Sep 15th, 2008
I've heard the guild of flaming torch salespersons are just the same
Sep 12th, 2008
I lost my keys the other day and did I get a multi-billion pound reactor made?
Sep 11th, 2008
Frankly, I'm impressed my bacon and eggs managed to make a blueprint at all
Sep 9th, 2008
And smile properly dammit!
Sep 8th, 2008
I'm not really sure what other departments MI6 would have
Sep 5th, 2008
I was originally going to draw George Bush on the rock there, but then I realised that's not a very big evolutionary jump
Sep 4th, 2008
Before you ask, zombie Christmas 'is' celebrated on the 4th of September
Sep 3rd, 2008
Season Three, Episode Nineteen. Was it just me? Then again, I was very high at the time
Sep 2nd, 2008
Sit-ups are for venial sins, mortal sins require a session of circuit training
Sep 1st, 2008
The level at which the punchline works is entirely dependant on the state of your mind.
Aug 29th, 2008
There's some social commentry point to be extracted from here, but I'm not sure what it is
Aug 28th, 2008
Don't get me started on the Scarecrow...
Aug 27th, 2008
Some might say this isn't seasonal, but here at lukesurl.com it's always Christmas!
Aug 26th, 2008
Raising this point with pantheists is a bit more tricky
Aug 25th, 2008
Statistically speaking...
Aug 22nd, 2008
Hey, it's been at /least/ two weeks since the last Shakespeare reference
Aug 21st, 2008

Aug 20th, 2008
I just can't see number two threateningly towering over me
Aug 19th, 2008

Aug 18th, 2008
As an alternative, try knitting
Aug 15th, 2008
Looks like that astrophysics degree is coming in useful
Aug 14th, 2008

Aug 13th, 2008
Something fishy here...
Aug 12th, 2008
part one of a series of one
Aug 11th, 2008
Only 4 bits? That went obsolete in the bronze age mate!
Aug 8th, 2008
The secret is to be assertive, but also polite.
Aug 7th, 2008
American readers who don't know who Richard Hammond is, he's a man revered as a god in parts of Cornwall.
Aug 6th, 2008
The best thing is that you don't even need a real cell!