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If, with the literate, I am
Impelled to try an epigram,
I never seek to take the credit;
We all assume that Oscar said it.
[Dorothy Parker in A Pig's-Eye View of Literature, 1937]
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No, nowadays you would go to secondary even for having that.
I like how he chooses to smuggle opium in a big bag labeled “OPIUM”.
how do you know it’s not something totally legal in a bag conveniently labelled “OPIUM” ?