What a bitch! I would love him!
Don’t feel too bad… It’s not like she has huge tracts of land!
Well, if she doesn’t appreciate the Monty Python references, she’s not worth it anyway. In fact, I think that a good test would be to say “and after the spanking…” as a greeting for the first date and see if she runs away.
I like how you think, Isla….
win.
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What a bitch! I would love him!
Don’t feel too bad… It’s not like she has huge tracts of land!
Well, if she doesn’t appreciate the Monty Python references, she’s not worth it anyway. In fact, I think that a good test would be to say “and after the spanking…” as a greeting for the first date and see if she runs away.
I like how you think, Isla….
win.