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Please don't actually kill yourselves. I'm going to be printing another book in a month and I worry this would damage the potential sales base.
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349 – A cult above

by Luke on September 1, 2010 at 12:00 am

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  1. SteezyMcBleeze
    SteezyMcBleeze
    September 1, 2010 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

    /wrist

  2. Jack Aviado
    Jack Aviado
    September 1, 2010 at 3:45 am | # | Reply

    /me distributes Dixie cups

  3. Andrew
    Andrew
    September 1, 2010 at 3:47 am | # | Reply

    *stirs the pitcher of Kool-Aid*

  4. ejcapulet
    ejcapulet
    September 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm | # | Reply

    Shall I propose a toast?

  5. ceemoy
    ceemoy
    September 1, 2010 at 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    To our Exalted Leader!

  6. MrGBH
    MrGBH
    September 1, 2010 at 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    You don’t have to go for a mass suicide to know if you had a cult. Just order everyone to go naked for a day or something. You’ll hear about it.

    • Jasper Winkel
      Jasper Winkel
      September 2, 2010 at 2:22 pm | # | Reply

      That and you’ll feel less guilty.

    • Me
      Me
      September 27, 2011 at 11:55 pm | # | Reply

      Arguably.

  7. Joe
    Joe
    September 1, 2010 at 8:11 pm | # | Reply

    Order mass suicide OR order mass-ive pizza for the cult to eat. Remember no taxes once we all file paperwork saying you… talk to aliens? I dunno, tell us whatever, just make sure there are no shrooms on the pizza.

    • danineteen
      danineteen
      September 3, 2010 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

      I’m for the pizza.

    • Me
      Me
      September 18, 2011 at 8:59 pm | # | Reply

      Plain cheese is the safest bet.

    • Me
      Me
      September 18, 2011 at 8:59 pm | # | Reply

      You should get on that.

  8. x
    x
    September 1, 2010 at 9:42 pm | # | Reply

    Best comic in a while :-) Especially in combination with the alt text.

    Also, I second Joe’s no-shroom policy.

    • x
      x
      September 1, 2010 at 10:00 pm | # | Reply

      Hmm, I need to qualify this statement: I’m NOT saying the previous couple of comics were bad at all… it’s just that this one stands out!

      (how about the cult involving hookers? I like hookers.)

  9. TheOtherLuke
    TheOtherLuke
    September 2, 2010 at 2:31 am | # | Reply

    Do we get bubble wrap jumpsuits?
    If so I am totally in

  10. Tea
    Tea
    September 2, 2010 at 4:39 am | # | Reply

    Nothing wrong with shrooms, Joe. Will gladly pick them off your slice.

    Pretty sure at least tens of people will order pizzas in Luke’s name, if that be His will, and depart this world in one massive, unifying act of gluttony.

  11. a
    a
    September 2, 2010 at 4:58 am | # | Reply

    I’d order pizza for any reason at all if i had money to spend…Well actually I have money but I can’t decide whether to buy “inkdeath” (wikipedia it) or pizza………..

    • Me
      Me
      September 18, 2011 at 9:01 pm | # | Reply

      You can and most definitely should get Inkdeath from the library.
      Don’t spend money on it.

  12. anon
    anon
    September 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm | # | Reply

    WRT alt text, usually sales improves after suicide.
    Shouldn’t mass suicide then improve it further?

  13. CULTMEMBER
    CULTMEMBER
    September 3, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    WHERESH MAH SNUGGEH!?

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