Of course, there are other issues to deal with.
Merepawns? More like werepawns! AmIright?
I like the way the pieces are set up so that neither can take the Queen, but she can take both of them with ease.
Queen takes bishop how? Sorry about the grammar, sorry I’m not a chess whiz, but queen takes bishop how?
By taking the Knight first.
While you may be thinking “Don’t you mean the rook?” MrGBH has actually been reading LukeSurl.com for his mind to become sufficiently warped to pick up the subtextual clues as to the layout rest of the board:
As he’s clearly seen, white’s obvious next move is to eliminate the knight (Qxd5+ – the bishop and the rook falling in the next two moves)