Bristol Comic Expo soon people! Woop woop!
One big problem with this theory.
You can’t include your student loans in bankruptcy, so the judge would only be able to give a single bankrupt (for the cartoonist)… The pHD side would be stuck with the debt FOR EVER.
OK, here’s Plan A:
1. Get job looking after herd of pigs.
2. Consider eating their food.
3. Think better of it.
4. Then, and only then, come home and beg for mercy!
See if you can pick up a bit of Uni teaching or tax fee consultancy work
Thanks Dad. I’ll have the fattened calf medium rare please.
He said pork, not beef! btw – Ben & Jerry’s donates their leftover/excess to pig farmers – so eating what pigs eat isn’t so bad on a few farms. Here’s a piece of porcine trivia! (and explains North Carolina so well!) – Farm pigs eat (& shiit) the equiv of 10 humans. There are 60 million pigs in the USA. That loads the ag market for food AND the treatment of waste with the equal of another 600,000,000 people!! And China? 500 million pigs. So in addition to 1.6 billion people, they have the pig equiv of 5 billion more people!!
Spain has 23 million vs the Netherlands at 18,000,000 and the UK @ 6,000,000. Germany/France have 26,000,000 and 15,000,000 respectively.
North Carolina can’t get rid of its own waste (the people), let alone the majority of the Smithfield pig processing plants — where entire lakes of pig sewerage sit, leaching into their ground water.
At least what you can’t blame on Mountain People Incest, can now be attributed to good old fashioned Redneck Common Sense!!
1) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Prodigal_Son (and yes, that is my dad)
2) This is the comments section of a webcomic.
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