“Hmm… everything I touch turns to gold, eh? Yeah right. Let’s try this…oh wait, it works on my metal sword. Maybe it won’t work on this APPLE? Oh, well, um… maybe this TREE- hm… Well, maybe “everything” doesn’t include this servant- Slow Down! Gotcha! Hrm. Oh well, sorry about that…”
Oh, and that is- was- considerably more platinum than two years worth of the world’s current production.
Midas was a moron.
“Hmm… everything I touch turns to gold, eh? Yeah right. Let’s try this…oh wait, it works on my metal sword. Maybe it won’t work on this APPLE? Oh, well, um… maybe this TREE- hm… Well, maybe “everything” doesn’t include this servant- Slow Down! Gotcha! Hrm. Oh well, sorry about that…”
Oh, and that is- was- considerably more platinum than two years worth of the world’s current production.
LOVE IT 😀
Hilarious as always. Like the name of the comic, too.
This is golden (sorry for the bad pun).
This one was good.