Archive for ‘September, 2008’

16 results.

061 – I’ve got one hand in my pocket…

by Luke on September 29, 2008 at 12:00 am
I just wish there was one simple word to describle all these occurances...
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060 - Up in cinders

by Luke on September 26, 2008 at 12:00 am
Come to think of it, she also smelt slightly of pumpkins.
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059 – Pyrex of the Caribbean

by Luke on September 24, 2008 at 12:00 am
Unfortunately 'Norbit' is so awful it assaults all five senses.
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058 – Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)

by Luke on September 22, 2008 at 12:00 am
It was second order differentials that killed my last three relationships

Yeah xkcd! I did this FIRST! You just did it BETTER!

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057 – Reality TV vs. the Second Commandment

by Luke on September 19, 2008 at 12:00 am
The fun part is melting them down when the next season starts
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056 - It’s a kind of magic

by Luke on September 17, 2008 at 12:00 am
Really, Neville Longbottom? I'm sure you can do better than this.
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055 - It’s the mob’s job to rob Bob

by Luke on September 15, 2008 at 12:00 am
I've heard the guild of flaming torch salespersons are just the same
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054 – Always the last place you look…

by Luke on September 12, 2008 at 12:00 am
I lost my keys the other day and did I get a multi-billion pound reactor made?
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053 - I’ve got a case of the blue[print]s

by Luke on September 11, 2008 at 12:00 am
Frankly, I'm impressed my bacon and eggs managed to make a blueprint at all
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051 – It’s always Moan Moan Mona…

by Luke on September 9, 2008 at 12:00 am
And smile properly dammit!
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050 - I spy with my little eye

by Luke on September 8, 2008 at 12:00 am
I'm not really sure what other departments MI6 would have
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049 – The descent of man

by Luke on September 5, 2008 at 12:00 am
I was originally going to draw George Bush on the rock there, but then I realised that's not a very big evolutionary jump
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048 - To zombie or not to zombie

by Luke on September 4, 2008 at 12:00 am
Before you ask, zombie Christmas 'is' celebrated on the 4th of September
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047 – In West Philadelphia

by Luke on September 3, 2008 at 12:00 am
Season Three, Episode Nineteen. Was it just me? Then again, I was very high at the time
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046 – I have a confession to make

by Luke on September 2, 2008 at 12:00 am
Sit-ups are for venial sins, mortal sins require a session of circuit training

I think this is the one cartoon in the entire archive (as of 2011) where I didn’t write the joke.

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045 - Testing times

by Luke on September 1, 2008 at 12:00 am
The level at which the punchline works is entirely dependant on the state of your mind.
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