The secret to appearing to be a butch, manly handyman is to remember the rhyme for screws: “Righty Tighty; Lefty Loosey”.
The other secret to appearing to be a butch, manly handyman is to never say that out loud.
Is that the sonic screwdriver on the top right?
I was dropped onto a hammer as a baby. Headfirst. It explains so much. I have a scar.
And those warning labels these days can be downright screwy.
^ I want to like this comment so bad.
I rather +1 it
Would have worked for a bag of bolts too.
I completely cracked up when the German college intern working for me hesitated, said “righty tighty lefty loosey” in his fairly thick accent, and tightened a tube fitting. Helpless case of the giggles.