Accidentally sent out a napkin sketch of his girlfriend naked at, NEXT DAY AIR.
This one made me laugh out loud ! I want to know why.
The girlfriend looks like a man with a mullet…
I personally keep six first-class stamps in my wallet. If it’s moderately urgent postage, I’m ready.
I have a couple of sticky plasters (“Band aids”) and a paper clip. Generallly neither are in a condition to be returned after use.
I now only keep the condoms in there. Threw two stamps away yesterday, they were all creasy.
It’s not a good idea to keep condoms in a wallet. It might rub thin.
I keep zip ties in my wallet 😉
I have second class stamps and a guitar pick. But I don’t play the guitar?
These would all be mine except i have a picture of myself not someone else 😛