To be honest, any girl who is aware of my Twitter account is likely to leave the relationship a long time before this stage..
Hmm. This was meant to go up tomorrow, but butterfingers me clicked the “post now” button. Hey hum.
Are you sharing this online so you’ve got plenty of character witnesses at hand, just in case?
If he cannot thumb “GF” he is a twit unworthy of twitter.
You think a man wearing a bow tie uses abbreviations?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Wait until you knock up some girl and in the rush to get married, forget about the alt-text, which see sees, and leaves you because of
I had to use “fiancé” for years, usually having to do a Google search to find an example with the little thingy over the ‘e’ since it is too hard to find how to type. “Wife” is great!